As a suit in the music industry once told me...
"Dont bore us, get to the chorus"
Get to the fucking point man.
|You see something interesting on Facebook. Your gut says "don't do it man" but you just gotta see this amazing catch.|
|What's this shit? Oh ok baseball catch, so I'm on the right page but where's the fucking video?|
|Definitely dont need this 5 paragraph fucking story explaining it. You had me at "amazing catch" TL;DR...scroll.....|
|FINALLY! Let's see what this shit is all about now that i've jumped through hoops to see it.|
|What the fuck man!? You really love yourself dont you? 10 seconds of your stupid intro logo and music for a god damned 25 second clip... FUCK YOU!!! I WANNA SEE AMAZING CATCH!|
It was pretty amazing. Almost looks fake. It probably is fake. FUCK YOU INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!